‘is it working now?’ Elon Musk Seeks Flipping Random Switch in Twitter Basement, San Francisco, CA – Sources inside Twitter HQ confirm that Elon Musk and his brilliant team of engineers are working tirelessly to get Twitter back to normal so Twitter User Catered Can Go Viral.
People close to Twitter’s new CEO say he is now flipping random switches in the basement of the building in the hope that something will happen. is it working now? Elon Musk reportedly called from the basement. No, looks like the only change is that Trump is banned again.” replied Chief Engineer Vayapal Ramaswalabadalamagrash.
Small changes made by Twitter last week have turned the world into a heap of chaos and anxiety, as users were not always forced to see short sentences written by complete strangers at random times during the day. Oops. OK, how about now?” Musk said. AOC is dead now. Maybe turn it off,” the engineer replied.
As the tech giant is now the last bastion of hope for free speech in the world, Musk has ordered all employees to work 24/7 to make Twitter stronger. Some recent successes include replacing all duct tape with the safer Gorilla Tape™ and replacing baling twine with longer-lasting baling wire.
“K, now try it!” shouted an exhausted muskrat from the depths below. “You just set all Teslas on fire! Shut it down! Shut it down!” At the time of publication, Elon Musk and his team of engineers had finally fixed Twitter so that users could see the tweets they wanted as long as they could read Pig Latin.
[“K, now try it!”]
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